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placatory:

When you order something online and it finally comes

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pishposhspice:

my roommate is 2 days younger than me so i’ve gotten into the habit of saying “when i was your age..” and then describing what i did 2 days ago


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spoopybarakarts:

when my mom was 30ish, my dad took her to this garage band concert as a date and she really liked them so she bought a cd from them and talked to them for a few hours then promised to keep in touch with them and show everyone her cd, but later forgot. So 10 or so years later theyre on the radio and she just smacks her head then says, “fuck i forgot to show everyone the cd” and that is the story of how my mom let Adam Levine and the rest of Maroon 5 down.


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lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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karadox:

this is my favorite yak so far

karadox:

this is my favorite yak so far

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no:

Is it too late to try to be myspace famous


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TRYING TO PUT ON EYELINER

abessinier:

letgoat:

college-life-crisis:

The first eye:

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The second eye:

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i have never seen a more accurate post

Trying to get it back off:

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Endless tries later:
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face-down-asgard-up:

"respect the dead"

not if they were horrible people

death doesn’t absolve you.

we all die. that doesn’t suddenly erase your history.


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